filmmaker and effects makeup artist in Tennessee. Also, colossal nerd.
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best of the best. Taker will always be incredible.
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This was fun yesterday
SEND ME A ONE WORD/ONE PHRASE PROMPT AND I’LL WRITE YOU SOME SHIT POETRY
Dead Alive now and forever has the best gags. Truly incredible and have stood the test of time.
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Each nook and cranny hides
your most intimate secrets.
Every noon coffee meeting
when you say you’re at the office.
Every dinner date when you
say that you’re out of town.
They hold the whispered words
spoken from the space between
the sheets and the cab ride home.
When you find a chip on the bicuspid
or the hole in the wisdom
tooth you never had to remove
begins to grow,
you’ll tell yourself that you should
have flossed better and
that brushing once a day isn’t enough
But somehow you’ll know that’s not right.
You’ll think of all that has passed back
and forth over the enamel bodies
and you’ll wish you had taken better care.
(there’s my brain puke lysrummet)
seriously the best of any slasher sequel. Dream Warriors is absolutely flawless.
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living with other people.
Dracula asks the important questions.
Scooby Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf was where it was. and is. and will be.
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